In retrospect, tying flannel around your waist wasn't as cool as we once thought.
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Obviously Branded Gear
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In theory, there's nothing wrong with wearing a brand you love. But splashing it all over your pants, jackets, jeans, and accessories? No. No, no, no — not even Destiny's Child can get away with this one.
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Backpacks on One Shoulder
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Remember when it was considered uncool to wear your backpack on both shoulders? Um, remember when you're back wasn't messed up?
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Partially-Buttoned Outerwear
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Jackets and dusters, for some reason, were only allowed to have one button done up. The better to show off our bellybutton piercings with, perhaps?
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Men in Turtlenecks
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Dear turtleneck: You had your chance to sway us into liking you during the '50s. It didn't work, yet you still came back in the '90s.
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Barely-There Minidresses
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The mini-skirt was not new in the '90s, but the decade did take this style to (literal) new heights. Skirts and dresses were no longer the length of, well, a skirt or dress — they were pretty much just skirted bathing suits.
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Sheer Dresses
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Show off your underwear by making your outerwear totally translucent! And while you're add it, add some hardcore brick red lipstick and way-too-thin eyebrows.
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Oversize Jeans
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Wearing jeans that you could practically use as a parachute seemed like such a good idea at the time. And yet, looking back ... yikes.
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Platform Shoes
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Despite being profoundly difficult to walk in, this is another one of those trends that just won't stop coming back.
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Embellished Jeans
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A pair of denim jeans is one of the only clothing items that doesn't need a whole lot of editing or altering. Once you've found a good pair, you can coordinate it with just about anything — or, if you were a '90s kid, you could add an obnoxious number of embellishments and render it virtually unwearable.
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Short Sleeves Over Long Sleeves
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Don't get me wrong — layering is wonderful, not to mention totally practical. Unless it's layering like this, in which case it doesn't really serve much of a purpose besides making you look disproportionate.
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Low-Rise Pants
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Pro-tip to the '90s: If you need a bikini wax in order to wear your pants, you probably should have just skipped those pants all together.
If you did, in fact, rock a sweater vest in the '90s, hopefully you were at least doing this incredibly awkward pose all the time — and going sans shirt, of course.
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Bell Bottoms
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Bell bottom pants aren't so bad, until you add all the embellishments, drawstrings, and shiny colors that the '90s was so full of.
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Tube Tops
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Tube tops: how '90s teens learned that strapless bras were useless.
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Crop Tops & Low-Rise Jeans
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Again, just another way to show off that totally '90s bellybutton piercing. (Or, if you're Reese Witherspoon, your most ridiculous facial expression.)
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Oversized Plaid Flannel
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The official uniform of grungy '90s high schoolers might as well have been plaid flannel shirts. Side note: You know you had a scrunchie just like this, once upon a time.
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Overalls
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If you are an adult who can pull off wearing overalls, I envy you beyond belief. This trend is invariably slouchy, sloppy, and makes you look like a toddler — yet somehow, it's still going strong.
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Camouflage Everything
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Camouflage pants, camo jackets, camo ... evening wear? Well, camouflage was printed on just about everything in the '90s, so this strappy dress totally makes sense for the decade.
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