The 10 Weirdest Beauty Products You Can Buy on eBay
Maybe it's best if you don't get a "nose clip" on the Internet, eh?
Maybe it's best if you don't get a "nose clip" on the Internet, eh?
Face Expression Exerciser, $69
Have you ever looked at the lines around your nose and mouth and thought, "Hey, what if I exercised those like my abs?" Me neither, but somebody must have because this product exists solely for that purpose.
Pregnant Belly Cat Tattoo, $0.99
After all, what says "I'm so happy to be pregnant!" like turning your stomach into a starry-eyed cat face?
Nose Up Lifting Clip, $2.69
There are a lot of these on the eBay market and they all seem to offer a pain-free nose job, but we're pretty suspicious.
Nasolabial Knob Smile Lines Clip, $79.94
Just as with the previous listing, this "tool" supposedly helps you eliminate wrinkles around your mouth. But we're pretty sure it just makes you look terrifying to anyone around you.
Wrinkle Up Tape, $58
For those seeking the "I let a 3-year-old put stickers on my face" look, this listing has totally got you covered. Literally.
Men's Kogao Lift-Up Face Belt, $13.22
On the bright side, if you wear this, everyone will think you have some sort of jaw injury and no one will expect you to talk all day.
Fashion Face Slimmer, $2.24
It has "fashion" right in the name, so you know it must be an adorable accessory. And at just $2.24, it's a bargain compared to the rest of these anti-agers. (Note: Please don't buy this just because it has "fashion" in the name and it's $2.24.)
3-D Spider Temporary Tattoo, $1.99
Because terrifying your friends and family is fun for everyone!
Wrinkle Vacuum, $23.99
Why hasn't Dyson come out with a vacuum quite like this yet?
Eyelid Stretcher, $18.99
Perhaps it's best if you don't put a piece of silicone from eBay onto your eyelid. Chances are, it stretches just fine on its own.
Sam's enthusiasm for makeup is only rivaled by their love of all things relating to cats. In their spare time, they enjoy watching scary movies, putting avocado on everything, and seeing how many shades of the rainbow they can dye their hair before 30.
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